The Shinji Thing

It is a scientifically proven fact that anyone who meets Shinji will want to sleep with Shinji.

Asuka
She may be tsundere but she wants the D. This is evident through her many antics to gain attention and affection from him much as kissing, verbal abuse, and sleeping in his bed.

Rei
She's really fricking stoic but Rei 2 wants him. She wants him bad. They get pretty chummy and she later dies for him.

Kaworu
It is hinted that Kaworu has homosexual feelings of the gay towards Shinji. This however is completely debatable because holding hands in the bathtub and saying, "I love you" is completely hetero.

Mari
No one really knows what's up with her but she sniffed him.

Misato


She's a pedophile.